Michael Bay Promises Fewer Explosions in Transformers 3. …Wait, What?

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Michael Bay, one of the world’s worst directors, is already yapping his useless mouth about Transformers 3.  However, it appears Michael Bay, one of the world’s worst directors, is going to make a futile attempt to channel his inner-auteur. In an interview with the Los Angeles Times, Micahel Bay, one of the world’s worst directors, said that Transformers 3 won’t be as “robot heavy”. I mean, why would you want a movie about giant robots to be robot heavy?

Michael Bay, one of the world’s worst directors, is also promising less explosions: “There will be a nice crescendo ending,” Bay said. “It gets much more into the robot character. The last time you kind of met a few of the robots; this time you’re gonna get a much cooler landscape.”

So expect something between Ingmar Bergman and Stanley Kubrick. Or, expect the same pile of cinematic garbage to extricate itself from Michael Bay’s asshole because the man has proven time and time again that he is incapable of anything approaching quality.

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Avatar Toys Reveal Details About Movie

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James Cameron’s Avatar is being hyped as the second coming of cinema, thanks to its supposed 3D breakthrough. Details about the look of the film have been frustratingly rare, but toys on display at Comic Con are prying open the visual style of the film and offering a little glimpse as to what we can expect. One thing is clear: Cameron likes robotic walkers, as the one on display looks very close to the one in Aliens.

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