Has the irascible Mr. Cynic finally found a game he can love, and is that game Bioware's Mass Effect?

The short answer is, of course, "No!", but the long answer is much more interesting. Watch Mr. Cynic's first on camera appearence as he lays into everyone's latest RPG crush angry super hero-style, and shows why he's the only gaming journalist powerful enough to fit "Mass Effect" and "oozing from your anus" into the same sentence!