In another frightening and ultimately useless implementation of robotic science, news rolled in to the Almighty HQ last week that shocked most of us - and that ain't easy.

Michael Jackson wants to erect a 50 foot Jacko-bot in the Vegas desert.

Some jerk named Luckman that's involved with the project said "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."

Fear not, Almighty Allies. I assure you that this is one cyborg who won't stand for this. I don't want to go into details, but let's just say that this time what happens in Vegas involves a big giant smoking heap of robotic atrocity.

Hell, maybe I'll see if I can't take control of the thing, Ghostbusters 2 style...Who YOU gonna call?